ha ha

Ad's that actually made it to the newspaper:

"FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything."

"Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog."

"Bill’s Septic Cleaning: “We Haul American-Made Products.""

I had a laugh with these. Hope you enjoy them too! Happy Friday!